[random][geek] You have been eaten by a gru.

Step into the Wayback Machine, Sherman... We just had to explain to The Boy what text-based computer games were like. There was much pondering. "But what do Grus look like?" "We don't know - the game never told you." "Maybe they come out of their caves." "Yeah - when they ate you. And then who could you tell?" Breakfast resumed, The Boy was clearly dissatisfied. I anticipate at least a couple of days' worth of questions about Grus are in the pipeline.