[geek] So that's my problem...

I don't exist:

But a new study casts doubt on whether true bisexuality exists, at least in men. The study, by a team of psychologists in Chicago and Toronto, lends support to those who have long been skeptical that bisexuality is a distinct and stable sexual orientation. People who claim bisexuality, according to these critics, are usually homosexual, but are ambivalent about their homosexuality or simply closeted. "You're either gay, straight or lying," as some gay men have put it.

Following my hat tip to Amanda at Pandagon, I'm going to go have an existential crisis. Hey, can I do that while downloading bi porn?